Since the dawn of time one eternal, mind-bending question has plagued
mankind: Is cereal a salad? Or is salad a cereal? Academics have posed the
idea that milk is nothing more than a dressing, and by extension the
delicious cornflakes and strawberries are the lettuce, cucumbers, etc.
(But not cherry tomatoes, I don't want those on my salad).
Some (wrong) scholars claim the inverse is true: that dressings act as the milk in cereal. Those people probably like cherry tomatoes in their salads (aka cereals).
Click the cute image to the right for a scholarly essay by one of the brightest minds on the subject. Nothing could be a more important use of your time. If you don't click the picture you probably like cherry tomatoes.
| My Favorite Restaurants | Best Menu Item: |
|---|---|
| Olive Garden | Not Cherry Tomatoes |
| Subway | Not Cherry Tomatoes |
| Panera Bread | Not Cherry Tomatoes |